While on tour in San Francisco, Mace ran into a girl we knew from Columbia on Haight Street. Mace had always been hot for her, and here they were--2000 miles from home, and she was TALKING to him! We could all see the little wheels turning in Mace's bald head. Well, sure enough, the chick invites Mace to her pad that night. Mace kept bragging how he was going to seduce her all afternoon!
Later that night, Mace went over to her pad, where she fed him some "rancid hippie food" for dinner. Just as things were heating up--you guessed it--Mace projectile vomits all over her!!! He got no action, natch, although he did insist on sleeping over, just to bum her out.
